"“Dying, losing, cheating, and mediocrity is easy. Stay away from easy."
― Scott Alexander
|| Malik Ahmadi
|| September 15, 1981
|| Smalltown Indiana
|| Private Investigator|
| Married to:
Notorious BIG - Ready to Die
- Married to a Witch: Met Monroe on a job. So wrong yet so right.
- Muslim: Of course, with his own unique interpretation on it that permits marriage to a whiskey mogul.
- P.I.: Is your husband cheating? Is your dog lost? Are those two related? Malik can find out for you.
- Once-Dead: Malik died while slavishly working. Since he met Whispering Sam and got a second chance at life, the bloom's gone of that rose.