Juniper Johnson

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Eòghnaidh Uí Náir of the Fir Domnann

“If you are a dreamer, come in
If you are a dreamer, a wisher, a liar,
A hope-er, a pray-er, a magic bean buyer...
If you're a pretender, come sit by the fire
For we have some flax-golden tales to spin.
Come in!
Come in!”
xxxxx - Invitation, Shel Silverstein

Juniper002.jpg He calls himself Juniper Johnson. Eight hundred years ago, he called himself "Juniper, son of John." Among other names.

What is he? He's a talented occultist. He's been a physician. A scholar. A priest. A court astrologer. A prisoner. A slave. A lifesaver. A thief. At least once, a conqueror. He claims to be a 2,400 year-old druid. He's a notorious card cheat.

He's been hung, drawn and quartered, poisoned, drowned, burned at the stake, and rolled into a rug and trampled by a horse. And he always comes back. He claims to have been the inspiration for Edmond Dantes AND the Comte de Saint-Germain.

He is also a legendary liar and on occasion a complete charlatan.

He washed up in Fallcoast, as poor as a churchmouse, completely on the rocks, and half-mad. Where has he been? When he was last seen somebody stuffed him in a trunk and threw him off a freighter in the 1960s. Then he promptly disappeared. Again.

And now he's re-appeared, and he's combing the woods, looking for something. He says it's a fabulous treasure worth tens of millions of dollars he buried in the region when he traveled here with vikings, over one thousand years ago.

Update: He just came into a lot of money. Like, a lot lot of money. Wheeee! Hahahahaha!

No shit!

It's only forever, not long at all.

Juniper004.jpg Juniper005.jpg Name: Juniper Johnson

Date of Birth: Unknown
Apparent Age: Early 20s
Virtue: Charity
Vice: Pride
Occupation: Juniper claims to be a 2,400 year-old Celt born in pre-Roman Ireland. As ridiculous as that claim might be, he has popped up in multiple places over the past several hundred years as beggar, slave, and prince. Maybe you've met.
Sphere: Immortal (Eternal) Second Sphere: Thaumaturge
Path: Shaman (Druid) and Ceremonial Magician


Lost and lonely, that's underground.