Audri

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Overview

xxxxxI have to check my notes. Hey! Get some beer and some cleaning products! Don't condescend me, man. I'll fuckin' kill ya, man.

xxxxxAudri is an oxymoron. She's a pothead slacker with one of the highest IQs out there. Imagine Chris Knight from Real Genius with pot instead of pranks. It's the only way she's found to slow her brain down to make sense of the world around her and get out of the mindset of physics and theoretical maths and wavelengths and all the shit that doesn't make sense to normal people like her player.

xxxxxShe graduated from the local school at age sixteen after skipping two grades. She could have skipped more if she had the desire, but she felt she needed to learn to talk to her peers. She was just cute enough and just social enough to not be a total outcast. Instead, she was the tagalong with the cool kids, usually found doing their homework for them. She kind of had a 'little sister' vibe for the most part.

xxxxxNow she's back home, having a Masters in Applied Science & Technology from Berkley and recently getting a Masters in Mathematical & Theoretical Physics at the local school. She has no idea what her PhD will be about or if she even really wants to go that route. In fact, isn't this whole working in research stuff kinda getting old? Maybe she should find a job serving ice cream or something, make some friends, find out what life is like outside the lab...

Hooks

  • Mortal
    For an absence of other options, she's Mortal.
  • Smarter than smart.
    She does theoretical physics at the college. srsly. She graduated at sixteen, has two Masters degrees, working on her PhD. Also TA.
  • Pothead
    She self-medicates. Pot makes her brain slow down so she can process normal people and things.
  • Brownies
    She ate them all. She'll make more, like... tomorrow.
Hey, Let's Call, Uhm... OH!
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SABO
Maker of battle plans. He makes good battle plans. We should plan invasions together often.
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CANNONHANDS
Alpha asshole. Heavy on the alpha. And the asshole.
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NAME
About them.
Transcript
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What? Is Something On My Face?


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Audri

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Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.”
- Richard Neville
vital statistics
Full Name: Audriana Sullivan
Birthdate: 4/20/93
Apparent Age: Twentyish
Occupation: Math Nerd (seriously)
Virtue: i gots integrity!
Vice: Shit, that the cops?!
Sphere: Mortal
“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”
~ Bill Hicks. Maybe.
notable stats
INTELLIGENCE ••••• (Smart AF)
ACADEMICS •••• (FOR SCIENCE!)
“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”
- Bob Marley.. I think.
specialties
ACADEMICS Science!
SCIENCE Theoretical Math
“Unawareness Is The Only Sin, And If You Were Aware You Would Know.”
~ Jaden Smith
soundtrack

Because I Got High ~ Afroman

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
'Cause I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high